Anytime the wind is blowing, that‚s when girlies‚ eyes start glowing
Finally they think they‚ll know what‚s under the kilt
Just because I don‚t wear trousers, what‚s the thing that so arouses
All of you in skirts and blouses, cotton or silk

Cos I‚m the lad they fancy
All the lassies and their aunties
Wonder if I‚m wearing panties
Under the kilt

So down in Sauchihall Street, that‚s where the people all meet
They‚ll never get it from me, nobody will

Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies
Oh-aye, my purple glasses
Oh, I‚ve a few surprises
Under the kilt

Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies
Oh-aye, my purple glasses
Oh-aye, my feet are dancing
Under the kilt

Uncle Shug and auntie Morag, cousin Duff and Jock the toe-rag
They will come with grandma Flora, everyone will

To see the rain and hear the thunder
It‚s a magic place down under
In my kingdom full of wonder
Under the kilt

Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies
Oh-aye, my purple glasses
Oh, I‚ve a few surprises
Under the kilt

Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies
Oh-aye, my purple glasses
Oh-aye, my feet are dancing
Under the kilt

Swing it high, swing it low, ready now, it‚s time to go
Come along and wave your tartan, this is where the party‚s starting

Oh-aye, the pipes are blowing
Oh-aye, my feet are going
Tippity tap tap, tippy tippy tippy tippy
Under the kilt

Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies
Oh-aye, my purple glasses
Oh, I‚ve a few surprises
Under the kilt

Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies
Oh-aye, my purple glasses
Oh-aye, my feet are dancing
Under the kilt

Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies
Oh-aye, my purple glasses
Oh, I‚ve a few surprises
Under the kilt

Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies
Oh-aye, my purple glasses
Oh-aye, my feet are dancing
Under the kilt

Swing it high, swing it low, ready now, it‚s time to go
Come along and wave your tartan, this is where the party‚s starting

Oh-aye, the pipes are blowing
Oh-aye, my feet are going
Tippity tap tap, tippy tippy tippy tippy
Under the kilt

Tippity tap tap, tippy tippy tippy tippy
Under the kilt